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", While Samantha nips over to Prague for a quick check-up". In fact, we heard from him earlier, singing 'You put your left leg in, You put your right leg in', and then realised he was reading from the instructions that came with his trousers. 19 of the funniest World Cup jokes from stand-up comedians 27 of Sarah Millicans laugh out loud jokes 26 of Sara Pascoes funniest jokes and quotes Have a nice day day at the orafice., I read an article that said if you regularly drink two glasses of wine a day, you could be well on your way to becoming an alcoholic. The main difference was that, as a panel game, they didn't need to write any . ", "It's well documented in official records that the City's original name was 'Snottingham', or 'Home of Snots', but when the Normans came, they couldn't pronounce the letter 'S', so decreed the town be called 'Nottingham' or the 'Home of Notts'. ", "Dear Mrs McCartney: My, what a terrible mess. ", "Actually, Colin was telling us before the show that he once toured Britain with The Monkees then Mr. Chipperfield promoted him to the elephants and gave him a bigger shovel. mw963 Posts: 2,844. ", "Welcome to ISIHAC where fun and laughter get on like a mouse on fire. Apparently, he's a vacuum cleaner salesman, and he's managed to get her the latest model. "When I'm Cleaning Windows" to the tune of "Walking in the Air" (Graeme Garden) 33. This article was amended on 11 and 13 April 2022. 30. Any chance of a signed photo for my grandson Dyno-Rod Emergency Hotline Trellis?, Dear Mr. Gadaffi, You must be very proud. An audience of 3,500 rose as one to express their appreciation, as Humph improvised a powerful, note-perfect rendition of We'll Meet Again. Incidentally, we were all surprised to hear that Colin has recently been standing in for Oasis. Samantha says he's keen to lay her up in the Orkneys", "Samantha has to nip out now to spend time with her new gentleman friend. Yours faithfully, Mrs Trellis. "Before I nip out with Samantha for a time honoured blow on the seafront.., "Samantha tells me it's time to let her whippet out., "While Samantha nips out to enjoy a mouthful of Jacob's, "So as Samantha heads off to the Highland games to admire the contestants in the caber competition, and perhaps have a go at tossing one or two herself", Samantha has to nip out now with her new gentleman friend. ", "Samantha tells me she has to nip out to help an old man next door who has trouble using his stairlift. You can imagine how things were livened up in that turkey abbatoir. ", "Samantha has just started keeping bees, and already has three dozen or so. Quotations that certain celebrities would be most unlikely ever to say: Neil Kinnock To cut a long story short Jerry Springer Your private life is no concern of mine, David Attenborough No, pass me the BIG gun, John Humphrys No, no, please finish your point. 30 of Jack Whitehalls funniest jokes All quotes are by Humphrey Lyttelton unless otherwise stated. However, she finds that if she butters him up properly she can sometimes get him to splash out." Most centred around his assistant and scorer, the ever-delightful Samantha. I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue has been delighting fans since 1972. In 15 years, we never had a script meeting, nor even a quick discussion about a single word he was going to read. Or they can climb up to the top of the mighty tower of the Shell Centre to enjoy a panoramic vista right across half of London. 50 of Milton Joness most ingenious jokes and one-liners Wait a minute, there's a bit here I didn't read. In 2005, when Garden and Naismith made plans for the first live tour (partly to supplement the paltry Radio 4 fees), the BBC tried to stop them, claiming copyright until legal advice said that neither the BBC nor Garden owned the show, which was not a format, but a series of formats. The rule was that the joke was always clean on the page, with the laughter coming solely from the mis-hearing - literally, in the double entendre. (modern). ", "I am assured that piano accompaniment is required for this round, and it appears that Colin Sell is unexpectedly available to provide it. She doesn't know much about racing, but she's already seen something to admire in his jockeys. Not Humph. ", "Well, it's time to meet the teams and I can honestly say you couldn't ask for four better comedians. That went off. . Eventually we had to call Barrys son to call Barrys wife and tell him to put his headphones back on., Having got through a pandemic, the show may yet survive, in some form, an even greater global catastrophe. Many featured the escapades of the show's fictional scorer, the lovely Samantha. Also, Samantha was usually the instigator of these alleged events she was never taken advantage of and also, finally, she didnt exist. The matter was eventually settled by alternating her duties with Sven, an equally libidinous male. 'Wait while someone comes on with piece of cardboard.'". Born in 1972, it was something of a continuation of the Sketch Show I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again (which was also the origin of Monty Python's Flying Circus and The Goodies). Hosted by Humphrey Lyttelton, and originally played by Barry Cryer, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Willie Rushton, a range of guests have performed on the programme's panel since it began. Hosted by Humphrey Lyttelton, and originally played by Barry Cryer, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Willie Rushton, a range of guests have performed on the programme's panel since it began. ", "We've asked Colin Sell to provide piano accompaniment. Fortunately, this changed over the years, with the introduction of regular female guests including Victoria Wood (who had been identified as a future mainstay before she died at 62).

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